But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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