all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
we're so committed to being not committed
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
