all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
