Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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