I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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