the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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