i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Let's get the cat blown out
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
