mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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