I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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