I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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