windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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