I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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