margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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