i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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