How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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