there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
it's not cheating when I paid for it
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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