Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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