I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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