hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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