Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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