you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He? As in you personified your dick?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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