Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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