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he told me I talked like a deaf person
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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