ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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