I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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