O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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