it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize