I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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