so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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