my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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