Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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