It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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