Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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