So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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