I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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