it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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