so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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