So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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