Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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