I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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