Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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