But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Two words: nipple clamps
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