Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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