Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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