Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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