Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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