don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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