can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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