omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
