I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you will always have a special place in my vag
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have fence marks all over my body
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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