yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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