Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize