He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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